Dissension

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Guest photographer-Arley Pethick
Bob,
Ya gotta help me out with this Bob!
Yer obligated since it is posted on yer site.
Now that Arley kid is nice enough, and well-intentioned no doubt
But you just gotta find a way to photoshop this new head (enclosed) onto that gawd-awful photo he took of me.
Help me out with this Bob.  How long has that damn thing bin there anyway
And how many people have seen it?
AGGHHHHH!
better-looking-brian
Possibly yer friend (still thinking about it)
Brian Amos, the other one.  Not THAT one
Dear Brian, Dear Brian
You have no complaint
you are what you are and
you ain’t what you ain’t.
So listen up Brian and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and
Knocking on wood.
              Signed; Dear Abby
(with apologies to John Prine)

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